VAMPIRE SUCKS

Plot:

Vampire Sucks is the latest comedy parody movie that is a spoof of the Twilight movies series. The story is about a homely Becca that falls for the strange Edward Sullen who happens to be a vampire. She is also the object of local teen Jacob’s eye, who happens to be a member of a tribe of wolves.


Reel Talk:

This takeoff of the vampire trilogy starts out with some promising gags but it soon fizzles out fast, about midway through the movie I will say. Not since the earlier Scary Movies have there been a parody that has been consistently funny. They are good for a few laughs and then they become a bore fest. You can most definitely wait to catch this one on cable.


Starring: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi
Directed By: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Rated: PG-13

I give it 2 corn dogs


By: Corndog – The Reel Hustler