Tuesday, February 24, 2009

John Legend's Open Letter to the New York Post

By John Legend

Open Letter to the New York Post

Dear Editor:

I'm trying to understand what possible motivation you may have had for publishing that vile cartoon depicting the shooting of the chimpanzee that went crazy. I guess you thought it would be funny to suggest that whomever was responsible for writing the Economic Recovery

legislation must have the intelligence and judgment of a deranged, violent chimpanzee, and should be shot to protect the larger community. Really? Did it occur to you that this suggestion would imply a connection between President Barack Obama and the deranged chimpanzee? Did it occur to you that our President has been receiving death threats since early in his candidacy? Did it occur to you that blacks have historically been compared to various apes as a way of racist insult and mockery? Did you intend to invoke these painful themes when you printed the cartoon?


If that's not what you intended, then it was stupid and willfully ignorant of you not to connect these easily connectible dots. If it is what you intended, then you obviously wanted to be grossly provocative, racist and offensive to the sensibilities of most reasonable Americans. Either way, you should not have printed this cartoon, and the fact that you did is truly reprehensible. I can't imagine what possible justification you have for this. I've read your lame statement in response to the outrage you provoked. Shame on you for dodging the real issue and then using the letter as an opportunity to attack Rev. Sharpton. This is not about Rev. Sharpton. It's about the cartoon being blatantly racist and offensive.


I believe in freedom of speech, and you have every right to print what you want. But freedom of speech still comes with responsibilities and consequences. You are responsible for printing this cartoon, and I hope you experience some real consequences for it. I'm personally boycotting your paper and won't do any interviews with any of your reporters, and I encourage all of my colleagues in the entertainment business to do so as well. I implore your advertisers to seriously reconsider their business relationships with you as well.


You should print an apology in your paper acknowledging that this cartoon was ignorant, offensive and racist and should not have been printed.


I'm well aware of our country's history of racism and violence, but I truly believe we are better than this filth. As we attempt to rise above our difficult past and look toward a better future, we don't need the New York Post to resurrect the images of Jim Crow to deride the new administration and put black folks in our place. Please feel free to criticize and honestly evaluate our new President, but do so without the incendiary images and rhetoric.


Sincerely,


John Legend


Editor's note: The New York Post has apologized with the following statement, but defended their position:


Wednesday's Page Six cartoon -- caricaturing Monday's police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut -- has created considerable controversy. But it has been taken as something else -- as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism. This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize. However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past -- and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback. To them, no apology is due. Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon -- even as the opportunists seek to make it something else."


Reverend Al Sharpton offered a counter statement:


"The New York Post statement will be discussed by all of the leadership of the various groups that have mobilized and we will respond to it at the rally at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow outside of the New York Post. At this point there will be no cancellation of the rally and though we think it is the right thing for them to apologize to those they offended, they seem to want to want to blame the offense on those of whom raised the issue, rather than take responsibility for what they did. However, rather than engage as they are in name calling back and forth, we will make a collective decision on how to proceed. All of us can only wish the New York Post had taken a more mature position when the issue was first raised rather than belatedly come with a conditional statement after people began mobilizing and preparing to challenge the waiver of News Corp in the City where they own several television stations and newspapers."


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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

David after the dentist

This is soo funny I had to post.

Friday, February 13, 2009

FRIDAY THE 13TH

Plot:

In this remake of the 1980 classic horror movie, a group of young adults camp out at the legendary Crystal Lake, where story has it that a young Jason Voorhees almost drowned at the hands of negligent camp counselors and then witnessed his mother's murder. The group's attempt to indulge in a weekend of sex and drugs turns into a night of blood and gore at the machete hand of an avenging Jason. Soon after, Clay (Padalecki) sets out to find his sister who was among the group that came up missing. He then becomes involved with another group of young adults who also plan on staying in a cabin on Crystal Lake, until the hockey masked murderer comes making a house call.

Reel Talk:

Ok, although this is a remake, there were (I really lost count) many murdering Jason movies that kinda wore thin for slasher fans. Like most slasher films the script is senseless and the film is full of idiots, so don't be expecting anything different with this one. If you're looking to be frighten, this film is not for you, but if you want a good laugh get ready to bust some stitches cause this film doesn't disappoint with the constant stupidity that makes for a good comedy/horror movie. Word of advise: Stop with the remakes and give us something original and scary.

Starring: Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle and Derek Mears
Directed by: Marcus Nispel

Rated: R

I give it 2 and a half eaten corn dogs

By: Corndog - The Reel Hustler

THE INTERNATIONAL

Plot:

Interpol agent Louis Salinger (Owen) and Assistant District Attorney Eleanor Whitman (Watts) team up to tackle the biggest and most dangerous assignment of their lives.While investigating possible corruption within the biggest bank in the world the pair realize that the banks power and control extends to governments globally and they will do whatever it takes, even murdering anyone that tries to expose the banks involvement into financing terrorism. The only way to bring down this beast, Salinger finds out, is to become a beast himself, compromising his strong belief in the justice system that he has sworn to uphold.

Reel Talk:

I liked this movie, it had all the elements for a good thriller movie - good guys, bad guys, conspiracy, intensity and action. It actually had a good plot that was consistent throughout the movie. Clive Owen as the intense Interpol agent, brings that same vibe that he displayed in Shoot Em Up. You'll find this to be evident in the art gallery scene, which is one of the movies highlight moments. Naomi Watts puts in a blah performance, but its not her fault, the role just didn't require much from her character. This movie is not a must see but a worthwhile if you choose to see it.

Starring: Clive Owens, Naomi Watts, Wilhelm Wexler and Jonas Skarssen
Directed by: Tom Tykwer
Rated: R

I give it 3 corn dogs

By: Corndog - The Reel Hustler

Friday, January 16, 2009

NOTORIOUS

Plot:

It was all a dream for Christopher "Biggie" Wallace as he was taken from the mean streets of Brooklyn to super stardom as one of the greatest lyricist to rap on the mic. Notorious chronicles the life of a young Christopher (Wallace) to the thugged out rapper that soon became the Notorious B.I.G. (Woolard). Finding out that the only way to stay out of jail and still make the type of money legally that he needs to take care of his family he hooks up with an ambitious producer Sean "Puffy" Combs (Luke), who together they take the rap music game by storm. His encounters with the various women in his life, mother Voletta (Bassett), Lil Kim (Naughton) and his wife Faith Evans (Smith). It also touches on the beef he had with Tupac (Mackie) that riled the East coast/West coast feud that led to the untimely deaths of both rappers.

Reel Talk:

I didn't really know what to expect going to the screening for this movie because I had question marks about the casting. But after seeing the movie some of the characters that I questioned sold me with their performances. Like Woolard portraying Biggie, he is obviously more attractive than the real Big, but his charming depiction wins you over and Luke as Puffy was a hugh question mark, but seeing his mannerism and dancing, he had Puff's swagger down packed. Naturi Naughton as Lil Kim was hot and Antonique Smith has a strong resemblance to the real Faith Evans. The ones that didn't make the cut were Angela Bassett as Big's mother (she was too Hollywood for this movie), Marc John Jeffries as Lil Cease and Anthony Mackie as Tupac, they could have gotten someone a little grittier. But overall the film is really entertaining, especially if your a Biggie fan or hip hop enthusiasts. Having the opportunity to see him perform live on several occasions, this film brought back a lot of memories. One of the key factors in this film is the soundtrack that is banging through out the movie. Its also good seeing Christopher Jordan Wallace portraying his dad as a young Biggie, this should have been a great honor for him.

Starring: Jamal Woolard, Derek Luke, Angela Bassett, Anthony Mackie, Naturi Naughton, Marc John Jefferies and Antonique Smith
Directed by:George Tillman Jr.
Rated: R

I give it 3 and a half eaten corn dogs

By: Corndog - The Reel Hustler

PAUL BLART:MALL COP

Plot:

Paul Blart (James) is an overweight lonely single parent who pacifies his pity by over indulging with food. The only thing that matters to him is his daughter and his job as a mall security guard, which he's not even good at that but it's all he has that gives him a strong sense of authority. While breaking in rookie guard Veck (O'Donnell), Paul has a chance encounter with Amy (Mays) who works at one of the stores at the mall. He falls in love with her only to consistently do something outrageous to make her have second thoughts about being his friend. When the mall is taken over by a gang of acrobatic criminals that intend to rob some ATM machines through out the complex and take Amy and some other vendors hostage - Paul Blart becomes a mall cop to uphold justice and to save the woman he loves.

Reel Talk:

This was one cheesy movie! I felt some Ritz crackers needed to go with it. As talented a comedian as Kevin James is, even he could not save this movie. You may get a few laughs
within this movie but don't be expecting anything more. I'm not counting James out , just would like to see him in a better movie.

Starring: Kevin James, Keir O'Donnell, Jayma Mays,Raini Rodriguez, Peter Gerety and Jamal Mixon
Directed by: Steve Carr
Rated: PG

I give it 1 corn dog (and you don't get nothing to wash it down with).

By: Corndog - The Reel Hustler

Thursday, December 25, 2008

THE SPIRT

Plot:

With crime on the rise and Central City in desperate need of a hero, Frank Miller gives us The Spirit (Macht) - a police officer that died in the line of duty and came back as a spirit with the ability to withstand an amazing amount of pain and punishment and his body will regenerate itself back to normality. At the head of the crime epidemic is his arch nemesis the Octopus (Jackson), a villain with the same power as the Spirit. Wanting to one up the Spirit, the Octopus recruits the services of a specialist - Silken Floss (Johansson), who will help kill the Spirit giving him complete control to rule the city. In the midst of all this the hero must deal with feelings that have risen regarding his childhood sweetheart Sand Saref (Mendes) who has turned into a premier jewel thief caught in the middle of a murder.

Reel Talk:

Frank Miller the director of Sin City and 300, brings the same visual sensation to The Spirit, which is cool just not original. Not even the visuals help this movie which is just plain flat. Although veteran actor Samuel L. Jackson brings his A game, the supporting cast comes across as if they are doing a badly scripted play. Then there is the crazy senseless scenes, like in the middle of winter and there are scantily clad women (I mean damn near bucket naked). But this is a movie based on a comic book depiction and I guess it's not suppose to make sense. If you go there expecting a follow up to Sin City, disappointment awaits you.

Starring: Gabriel Macht, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johansson and Eric Balfour
Directed by: Frank Miller
Rated: PG-13

I give it 2 corndogs

By: Corndog - The Reel Hustler

BEDTIME STORIES

Plot:

Skeeter Bronson (Sandler) remembers the wonderful bedtime stories that his father Marty (Pryce), an owner of a small family hotel, used to tell him and his sister when they were kids. Upon losing the hotel, Marty had made an agreement with the new owner Barry Nottinham (Griffiths) that his son Skeeter someday runs the hotel. Well now grown he works as the maintenance man for the hotel that has grown into a successful chain. When he gets stuck baby sitting his niece and nephew for his sister Wendy (Cox), he begins to tell them bedtime stories that strangely begin to happen to him in real life. When the opportunity arises for him the chance at running the hotel, competing against the bullying Kendall (Pierce), he relies on the bedtime stories for an edge to winning the contest. He also uses the stories to get closer to his fair maiden Jill (Russell), who at first the two despised each other.


Reel Talk:

I like Adam Sandler, he is truly a talented comedian, but now all his movies are starting to become repetitive. Is playing a mentally challenged adult the only character he wants to portray in his films now? The silly antics are good for a few laughs but they are wearing thin. Russell Brand who bombed terribly as the 2008 MTV VMA host, was pretty funny in his co-starring role as the hotel attendant Mickey and Guy Pierce playing the snobby Kendall was entertaining. Not the best movie to see but passable for a kids movie.

Starring: Adam Sandler, Kerri Russell, Guy Pierce, Russell Brand, Richard Griffith, Courtney Cox and Jonathan Pryce
Directed by: Adam Shankman
Rated: PG

I give it 2 corndogs

By: Corndog - The Reel Hustler

Thursday, December 18, 2008

SEVEN POUNDS

Plot:

Seven Pounds takes you on the journey of Ben Thomas (Smith), an IRS agent with a mysterious secret who sets out to impact the lives of seven strangers by giving them each a very special and well needed gift. Though he wishes to remain distant from the seven gift receivers, one, Emily Posa (Dawson) proves to be an exception with her feisty but charming ways, shebasically steals his heart causing him to fall in love with her. But it was not easy due to Ben's rude,sarcastic and snappy ways. Choosing to become reclusive, he even avoids his only brother played by Michael Ealy, leaving his luxurious home to stay in a rundown motel. Keeping mostly in contact with his childhood friend Dan (Pepper) who must carry out all his requests pertaining to the seven people whose lives he is about to change.

Reel Talk:

Look! I'm a grown ass man, but Will Smith be trying to break a brother down with these heart touching movies. I mean first it was The Pursuit Of Happiness, I am Legend and even Hancock, that provided some sentimental moments that had me choking up with emotion, Will is showing some powerful acting versatility. Thou this was a slow movie it is a very emotional film, touching some nerves and raising some self-checking question about ourselves. This was even a step up from previous roles for Rosario Dawson who did a wonderful job as Emily. Let me also give a shout out to Grant Nieporte who wrote the script, which offers some creative originality to this movie. You will most definitely want to take something, a hanky or extra napkins from the concession stand just to be ready. But let me clear up that I was only wiping my eyes because of the dust flying around in the theater, I was not crying.

Starring: Will Smith, Rosario Dawson, Woody Harrelson, Michael Ealy and Barry Pepper
Directed by: Gabriele Muccino
Rated: PG-13

I give it 4 corndogs

By: Corndog - The Reel Hustler

YES MAN

Plot:

Unable to deal with his divorce, Carl Allen (Carrey) begins to detach himself from his friends, co-workers and just having fun - period.He would rather stay at home watching rented movies than party with his best friends Peter (Cooper) and Rooney (Masterson) or his kooky boss who wants to be his friend Norman (Darby) who routinely throws these costume parties. Carl constantly uses the word "No" in his daily life, as a loan officer at a bank he denies every loan and any offers that are presented to him. This soon changes when he encounters an old friend Nick (Higgins) who strongly suggest that he attend a Yes seminar hosted by Terrence Bundley (Stamp), whose motto is say yes to everything. When Carl accepts the quest to say yes to everything, his life takes a tornado spin from a loner to mister popular to finding his true love.

Reel Talk:

It's been awhile since we have seen the silly and hilarious antics that made Jim Carrey the comedic genius he is. Now this is not an all out laugh fest movie but Carrey does what he does best to assure some laughs.So it was refreshing seeing him go old school in this film, because you will get a laugh. He does get a little help from his supporting cast with Zooey Deschanel playing his mysterious love interest, Rhys Darby as his boss Norman who wants to be the man badly and John Michael Higgins as Nick who was very funnyl . Oh yeah and not to mention the horny old lady that is his neighbor. Good movie to see, not only for the laughs but the subliminal messages that it provides about life and love.

Starring: Joim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, John Michael Higgins, Terence Stamp, Rhys Darby and Danny Masterson
Directed by: Peyton Reed
Rated: PG-13

I give it 3 and a half eaten corndogs

By: Corndog - The Reel Hustler